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What with infant rearing and all, I'm not getting out to see the Half-Blood Prince film anytime soon. But! Fortunately the rest of you have, and have provided discussions and reviews, and in at least one case, a really amusing parody version! Thank you, killer_cola, for raising many a giggle in this weary mom.

Some excerpts I particularly liked:

DUMBLEDORE: I'd get used to the bleak colourlessness: that's here to stay.
YATES: What can I say? Hanging around Helena Bonham Carter brings out the Burton in me.
SLUGHORN: Dumbledore! Come in, come in! I've been on the lam for a year, carrying only photographs of teenagers I was fond of.
HARRY: ...
DUMBLEDORE: Relax, Harry, Horace isn't a paedophile. He just acts like one in more or less every way.
HARRY: Well, sir, it was you I was intending to keep my eye on. You've got notably camper since Rowling outed you.
DUMBLEDORE: (swatting him with a women's magazine) Oh, you bitchy thing you. Take my hand.

FRED & GEORGE'S JOKE SHOP/SINGLES BAR
HALF OF HOGWARTS shows up to flirt at one another over love potions. Which is kind of creepy, if you think about it, since they're all thinking, "I'm gonna roofie *that* one."

HARRY: Don't worry Hermione, you'll get together in the end. There are too many Ron/Hermione shippers to allow it to be any other way.
HARMONY SHIPPERS: We know, we know. But can you at least hold her hand so we can kid ourselves?
HERMIONE: (snuggling against HARRY) I know you feel the same way, Harry. I've seen how awkwardly you look at Ginny.
HARRY: (cradling HERMIONE) She is a vision of mousy perfection.
HARMONY SHIPPERS: We love and hate this scene all at once.

HARRY: Ron, you for once don't look as though you've just puked into your mouth. Is something wrong?

DRACO: (in a darkened bathroom, sobbing against his own reflection) I am the new icon for emos everywhere!
HARRY: You're showing your descent to the dark side with a side fringe and eyeliner? What is this, Spider-Man 3?

(And if, like me, you can't even remember the details of the book, I once parodied that for everyone's reference.)

Comments

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(Anonymous)
Jul. 23rd, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! I'd been wondering how to parody it, since most of the film seemed to be double entendres that had me giggling into my popcorn... Now I don't have to! (But maybe I still will anyway, one of these days.)

Fandom is a multi-layered thing -- while I was watching the movie I was thinking of your book parody, and while I was reading KC's parody I was thinking of watching the movie while thinking of the book parody...
naill_renfro
Jul. 23rd, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
Oops me. Thought I was logged in.
mollyringle
Jul. 25th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
I thought it highly worthy of linkdom, even if I haven't seen the film yet. And I'm glad others are still doing parody work in these years when I have babies to deal with and such. Makes it more fun for me, getting to just read and not have to write. :)
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