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Sex tips from Rummy

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My husband and I have an active love life, and I'm generally satisfied, but sometimes I'd like him to go "down there." —Kate Waterman, Enid, Oklahoma

Secretary Rumsfeld: Down where? I'm here to answer legitimate questions about sex in a frank and candid way, but I'm not doing this just to waste my time. Do you mean your belly button? Your knees? Your toes? Boca Raton? Argentina?


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bwahahahaha!

From Esquire: "Sex Tips from Donald Rumsfeld"

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hollinelf
Mar. 28th, 2003 06:21 am (UTC)
XD There's just some things that should never happen!
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