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Well, color me legally blonde...

What a bizarre way to start the morning. I woke up out of a dream that I was--for a little while anyway--making out with Reese Witherspoon. Yeah. The actress. Another girl. This is really unusual for me. Dreams about famous guys, guys I know, guys I don't know, sure, all the time. But this? What the...?

As it turned out, in the dream, we were doing this mostly for the entertainment of some guy who was hanging around watching. (Yay, I'm a whore too!) And in this dream, Reese told me that it wasn't her first time with a girl, as she'd done this with Uma Thurman once. Heh. All righty then.

I'm guessing this is my karmic revenge for having enjoyed all that male-on-male slash. I've now been slashed in my own dreams. (I'm sure you've seen it: that ever-popular Molly/Reese pairing.) Still, I've never even looked at any of the female/female ones...I mean, why would I? So strange.

I guess it could be worse. At least Reese Witherspoon's pretty...right?
Well, I feel cheap, all the same.



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Sep. 27th, 2002 10:28 am (UTC)
Make the best of the situation: write it up as a script and sell it as a sequel to Mulholland Drive.
Sep. 28th, 2002 04:26 am (UTC)
Ah, the brain does weird things. I also had a dream I was kissing some woman, except in my dream I looked like Cher (??!). I have no interest in women sexually or in Cher, so who knows where that came from?
Oct. 27th, 2002 05:45 am (UTC)
OK- now I am turnned on!
Oct. 27th, 2002 12:33 pm (UTC)
Heheh... See, it's so common for guys to appreciate two girls together; so why isn't it equally common for girls to appreciate two guys together? I do, sure, but it's rare to find other women who admit to this. Except among the fine pervy hobbit fanciers of LJ of course. :D

Oh, and welcome to the friends list!
Oct. 27th, 2002 10:27 pm (UTC)
Well the idea of two guys together is far from a turn on form e. The idea of two girl is hot! But the idea of any girl with Reece is over the top! I have had a crush on her since she was 14.
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