Check out their "Individual Designs." You can get posters (or coffee mugs, or calendars, etc.) with slogans such as:
Hard work pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you.
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
And, perhaps my favorite:
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
Heheheh. I think I need that on my cubicle wall.