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Kids and moms - forward

This was an email forward. I eradicated the lame/sappy ones, and include only the funny ones. In the meantime, I want to buy a permanent account, but it won't let me from work because apparently our IP here is an "open proxy." Grr. Must wait a few hours.

So, anyway:
Answers given by elementary school age children...

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.



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Jun. 7th, 2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
LOL These are awesome.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

I especially like this one. I love it when children say something eloquently.
Jun. 7th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
Off topic - but your company has an open proxy server? Erm. If you have any control over IT issues, I would suggest telling someone that open proxy servers (systems that will accept connections from any network address) often act as a blind intermediary to virtually any other network addresses. In other words, your server can be used to send spam. If so, your company could be put on an open proxy blacklist. This can cause certain firewalls to reject mail from any address that is coming from an open proxy server.

Just FYI - Kevon has been learning networking and I picked up somethings by proxy. :)
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