East Pacific: Tropical Storm Otis
Western Pacific: Super Typhoon Longwang
Central Pacific: Tropical Depression Kenneth
Jokes this has already inspired in this household in the last five minutes:
"Typhoon Longwang thrusts into the islands."
"Expect a large surge with this storm."
"Longwang has his way with eastern Pacific."
"The little blue pill to treat your tropical depression..."
Go ahead; join in.
(I do apologize for anyone actually in the path of this storm. But really, the name.)