PersonaliTea - Because, really, doesn't everyone need a little more of this?
PunctualiTea - Just a dash of speed to get you to your appointments on time.
DupliciTea - For the devious two-faced bastards among tea drinkers.
MorbidiTea - Herbs grown in graveyards. Special Halloween mix for the Gothier-than-thou crowd.
IncreduliTea - "You'll never believe what's in it!"
HilariTea - Licorice root and nitrous oxide. Make everything funnier today!
VaniTea - Caution: do not drink near mirror. May lose half the day in self-admiration.
AntiquiTea - We don't know how long this has been in the storeroom, but the price on the box is in Roman numerals...
AudaciTea - How dare you drink this? Really, how dare you?
RelativiTea - Drink it at the speed of light, and time will stand still for you.
Heisenberg's UncertainTea - We can tell you either what this tea will do to you, or how fast it will do it to you, but not both.
Oh God the HumaniTea - Hindenberg memorial mix. Delicate overtones of hydrogen gas and burned rubber.
SaniTea - Clearly what I need right now.
Go ahead and add more if you think of any. As you can see, this is a very productive game. :)