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Much HilariTea ensues.

So, along with my SereniTea, I also have some ImmuniTea by the same makers (it contains echinacea among other things), and SensualiTea (rose petals, mint, cinnamon, hawthorn), and these folks also make mixes like FestiviTea, Mental ClariTea, and FemininiTea. This gets me thinking of other possibilities (ooh, there's one! PossibiliTea!). A preliminary brainstorming list:

PersonaliTea - Because, really, doesn't everyone need a little more of this?
PunctualiTea - Just a dash of speed to get you to your appointments on time.
DupliciTea - For the devious two-faced bastards among tea drinkers.
MorbidiTea - Herbs grown in graveyards. Special Halloween mix for the Gothier-than-thou crowd.
IncreduliTea - "You'll never believe what's in it!"
HilariTea - Licorice root and nitrous oxide. Make everything funnier today!
VaniTea - Caution: do not drink near mirror. May lose half the day in self-admiration.
AntiquiTea - We don't know how long this has been in the storeroom, but the price on the box is in Roman numerals...
AudaciTea - How dare you drink this? Really, how dare you?
RelativiTea - Drink it at the speed of light, and time will stand still for you.
Heisenberg's UncertainTea - We can tell you either what this tea will do to you, or how fast it will do it to you, but not both.
Oh God the HumaniTea - Hindenberg memorial mix. Delicate overtones of hydrogen gas and burned rubber.
SaniTea - Clearly what I need right now.

Go ahead and add more if you think of any. As you can see, this is a very productive game. :)



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Oct. 24th, 2002 06:44 pm (UTC)
*applauds* Very clever! :D
Oct. 24th, 2002 09:57 pm (UTC)
ClariTea... improves your outlook


AnonymiTea... for those troubled times when you wish you could remain nameless and faceless...

oh! oh! one more!

SeanHanniTea... a much needed sip when your obnoxious liberal friends come over!!!

hahahah I read your list and got a good laugh! THANK YOU!
Oct. 24th, 2002 10:40 pm (UTC)
SeanHanniTea! I love it! Bet it's an especially bracing and refreshing blend. :)

(Oh yeah, and I guess there's also StupidiTea, if you need to dumb down your guests...)
Oct. 25th, 2002 08:56 am (UTC)
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Oct. 25th, 2002 01:12 pm (UTC)
Re: seanhanniTea?
Take a look HERE and HERE :)
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Oct. 25th, 2002 03:33 pm (UTC)
Re: from a 't'
may i reprint this on my open diary and livejournal? if so,i'll link it back to you...

Go ahead! Glad you like it. :)

MobiliTea...hehe....well, we could always make it more innocent by calling it Upward MobiliTea and claiming it will lift you into the next tax bracket or something...
Oct. 25th, 2002 11:33 am (UTC)
I know the brand you're talking about, and I think they also make MaterniTea for pregnant women....
Oct. 25th, 2002 03:35 pm (UTC)
Yep - pretty sure I've seen that one as well. Also DigestibiliTea, for (obviously) digestive problems. I've liked them so far. Quite tasty. (TasTea...heh, ugh, now I see it everywhere.)
Oct. 25th, 2002 03:38 pm (UTC)
I guess there wouldn't be a very big market for NasTea...
Oct. 26th, 2002 06:51 am (UTC)
MoraliTea - the perfect gift for your delinquent neighbours.
AnonymiTea - for when you really don't want to be be noticed.
NeutraliTea - a useful drink for UN officials, for instance.

I'll stop now.
Oct. 26th, 2002 07:10 pm (UTC)
Hehe! Those are good!

CaptiviTea also occurred to me the other day...for those days when you just feel trapped, I suppose.
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