Mol (mollyringle) wrote,

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Warning: Men treated like tasty pieces of meat in this entry

While sitting with my husband on the sofa, watching TV the other night, I took the opportunity to start sucking on his upper arm (he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt), attempting to leave a hickie. He took the opportunity to put me in a headlock so as to avoid getting a hickie. Then a commercial for "Alias" came on, and I commented that I would sure like to leave a suck-mark on Michael Vartan's arm. (I don't even watch "Alias," but it's an obvious fact of science that Michael Vartan is hot.)

We then came up with the idea of holding a press conference sort of thing, where I (assuming I was a bit more famous) could leave hickies on the arms of lots of male celebrities, as a way to raise money for charity, and of course boost everyone's popularity. Steve suggested that some lesser-known actors might want to get in on this, so they could appear alongside the famous ones and look more desirable. I thought this was a great idea, and we started brainstorming a list of men whose upper arms I simply must suck on.

Suffice it to say that I ended up with a very long list, as did Steve (for the hot female celebrities) when it was his turn to brainstorm. But I think if I had to choose just five, these would be the ones (NOTICE: these are not necessarily in order, and this list is completely subject to change based upon my fickle womanish moods):
Ewan McGregor
Elijah Wood
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jimmy Fallon
Orlando Bloom
...and if I could choose five more, rounding it out to a Top Ten list, I would add:
Tobey Maguire
Rufus Sewell
Jude Law
Michael Vartan
Edward Norton

Geeky choices, huh? Well, that's me. (Remember, I supposedly like "girly men.")

So. Who's on YOUR top-ten arm-hickie list? :)
Tags: beauty, celebrity, fandom, sex

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