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Comedic cynicism in the home

Quotes from conversation lately, recorded mostly for my own amusement...

MOLLY: I'd rather go to Disneyland than Vegas.

STEVE: There's a race to the bottom.

MOLLY: At least Disneyland's motives are purer.

STEVE: Are they, really?

MOLLY: Okay, then at least there's less prostitution in Disneyland.

BOTH: (after a pause) Is there, really?

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STEVE takes off wedding ring in preparation for washing dishes, and makes dramatic point of putting it down on counter, as if renouncing entire marriage.

STEVE: I've had it with this crap. I ain't your baby-daddy, and I'm going on Maury Povich to prove it!

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sopdetly
Nov. 8th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC)
LMAO. Nothing better than a delightfully sarcastic couple. I have high hopes for the Drop!

And Vegas was very cool. Though I wouldn't take the kidlet there. Stick with Disneyland *g*
mollyringle
Nov. 9th, 2006 12:43 am (UTC)
I bet I could enjoy Vegas's cheesiness and glitziness, but it isn't Steve's cup of tea. We're unlikely to take the Drop anywhere in the next year anyway, but it's fun to dream!
thomas_a_kempis
Nov. 8th, 2006 06:31 am (UTC)
Disneyland
Yep...it isn't your Father's Disneyland anymore...Vegas-lite? Any drive through marriage establishments? Maybe Knots Berry farm? :)

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mollyringle
Nov. 9th, 2006 12:45 am (UTC)
Re: Disneyland
I haven't been to Disneyland since I was 15 or 16, which would make it about 15 years ago. I liked it then, but I hear it's become more thrill-ride-oriented since. And what I liked most about it wasn't the thrill rides, but the world-building achievements they accomplished for each different area. In that regard, I guess Vegas has some similar stuff...only with slot machines and strippers. Heh.

On the plus side, it would be fun to get (re-)married by Elvis!
thomas_a_kempis
Nov. 9th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
Re: Disneyland
And some people think he's dead...the nerve...

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celtic4
Nov. 8th, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC)
You can tell him you'll dump him like K-Fed, to keep the hilarity going. :D

You two are awesome. I love to hear about couples who can joke around and don't take everything so darned seriously.
mollyringle
Nov. 9th, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
I bet K-Fed and Ryan Phillipe are going to come out as a gay couple soon. The timing is just too suspicious. :D

Aye, laughter saves marriages, I am convinced of it.
kalquessa
Nov. 8th, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
MOLLY: Okay, then at least there's less prostitution in Disneyland.

*sporfles*

Mr. Bill occasionally makes a big deal about how we haven't been married all day if one of us leaves our ring at home by accident. Silly husbands. *huggles them*
mollyringle
Nov. 10th, 2006 01:08 am (UTC)
Hee--Steve does the same thing: *takes ring off* "Look! We're not married!" What do women with non-silly husbands do, I wonder?
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