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Comedic cynicism in the home

Quotes from conversation lately, recorded mostly for my own amusement...

MOLLY: I'd rather go to Disneyland than Vegas.

STEVE: There's a race to the bottom.

MOLLY: At least Disneyland's motives are purer.

STEVE: Are they, really?

MOLLY: Okay, then at least there's less prostitution in Disneyland.

BOTH: (after a pause) Is there, really?


STEVE takes off wedding ring in preparation for washing dishes, and makes dramatic point of putting it down on counter, as if renouncing entire marriage.

STEVE: I've had it with this crap. I ain't your baby-daddy, and I'm going on Maury Povich to prove it!


Nov. 8th, 2006 06:31 am (UTC)
Yep...it isn't your Father's Disneyland anymore...Vegas-lite? Any drive through marriage establishments? Maybe Knots Berry farm? :)

Nov. 9th, 2006 12:45 am (UTC)
Re: Disneyland
I haven't been to Disneyland since I was 15 or 16, which would make it about 15 years ago. I liked it then, but I hear it's become more thrill-ride-oriented since. And what I liked most about it wasn't the thrill rides, but the world-building achievements they accomplished for each different area. In that regard, I guess Vegas has some similar stuff...only with slot machines and strippers. Heh.

On the plus side, it would be fun to get (re-)married by Elvis!
Nov. 9th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)
Re: Disneyland
And some people think he's dead...the nerve...