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Comedic cynicism in the home

Quotes from conversation lately, recorded mostly for my own amusement...

MOLLY: I'd rather go to Disneyland than Vegas.

STEVE: There's a race to the bottom.

MOLLY: At least Disneyland's motives are purer.

STEVE: Are they, really?

MOLLY: Okay, then at least there's less prostitution in Disneyland.

BOTH: (after a pause) Is there, really?

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STEVE takes off wedding ring in preparation for washing dishes, and makes dramatic point of putting it down on counter, as if renouncing entire marriage.

STEVE: I've had it with this crap. I ain't your baby-daddy, and I'm going on Maury Povich to prove it!

Comments

mollyringle
Nov. 9th, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
I bet K-Fed and Ryan Phillipe are going to come out as a gay couple soon. The timing is just too suspicious. :D

Aye, laughter saves marriages, I am convinced of it.