Mol (mollyringle) wrote,
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Let us give thanks for racy Tom Swifties

kalquessa said, in answer to the poll in my previous post ("Could you ever write erotica for money?"), "I would just be overcome by the desire to create truly inappropriate Tom Swifties and end up giggling on the floor."

Then we both agreed that it is vitally important for me to open up the floor here and actually invite such Swifties.

I'll get the ball rolling with a tame one:

"I'll wear my cone-shaped Madonna bra for you," she said pointedly.

Now you!

And happy Thanksgiving.


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