Mol (mollyringle) wrote,

Chocolate should be eaten, not read

From the wrapper of a Dove Promises chocolate, Valentine's Edition:

"Sleep under the stars tonight."

Thank you, o chocolate, but this is February, as you well know, this being your special pink Valentine's Day set of wrappers-'n-messages. Most of us in the Northern Hemisphere, should we sleep under the stars, would freeze.

Unless, of course, they mean "Bag yourself some celebrity lovers (and be a bottom)," in which case, nice work if you can get it.
Tags: food, holidays, sex

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