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Kinky lines from the LOTR:FOTR movie

OK, in the spirit of the most sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy, I've scrolled through the FOTR script and compiled these. Probably lines from the books could be done pretty well too. Suggestions/comments welcome.


"Haven't we grown curious? Most unnatural for a hobbit." - Gandalf

"I only gave your uncle a little nudge" - Gandalf

"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember." - Bilbo

"Not that one! The big one, the big one!" - Merry

"What business is it of yours what I do with my own things?" - Bilbo

"I am giving it to you!" "Don't tempt me!" - Frodo & Gandalf

"I was just cutting the grass outside the window, if you follow me." - Sam

"Please don't hurt me, sir; don't turn me into anything unnatural." - Sam

"Arwen, ride hard and don't look back." - Strider

"You said you would bind yourself to me." - Strider

"It is hardly possible to separate the two of you." - Elrond

"As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales." - Bilbo

"I should very much like to hold it again, one last time." - Bilbo

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." - Boromir

"The air smells less foul down here. When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." - Gandalf

"You will taste man-flesh!" - Saruman


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Jun. 26th, 2002 01:40 am (UTC)
How about from the movie:

"Ohh, that's a nice one Sam!" - Merry. When Frodo is looking down road before the Ringwraith appears and they hide.

"There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world" - Gandalf

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel

"Nobody tosses a dwarf" - Gimli

From the book:

"I think really Bilbo preferred slipping off quietly in the end" - Gandalf

Some of those mightn't sound sexually suggestive, but they do if you think about them!! heh!

Jun. 26th, 2002 08:58 am (UTC)
Haha! Good ones!

Yeah, I bet if we went through the books carefully, we'd turn up oodles more...
Jun. 26th, 2002 02:43 pm (UTC)
Hee, I actually laughed out loud reading the Star Wars ones! Thanks for that link :*)
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:36 pm (UTC)
"I was just cutting the grass outside the window, if you follow me." - Sam

my favorite - the implied sophistication contrasts so well with Astin's earnest delivery on everything. I think it's the earnestness that makes him such a good Sam and also such good raw material for humor
Jan. 5th, 2003 11:25 pm (UTC)
Aye; Sam/Sean is becoming my favorite lately. Great character--the real hero, even, dare we say.

You know, I don't even know what that line is supposed to mean (in a pervy sense), exactly. It just sounds like it must mean something dirty. Heh.
Aug. 6th, 2003 08:46 pm (UTC)
My favorite slashy line from Lord of the Rings - it's in the Fellowship, when Frodo is recovering in Rivendell: "At that moment there was a knock on the door, and Sam came in. He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away.… 'It's warm!' said Sam. 'Meaning your hand, Mr. Frodo. It has felt so cold through the long nights.…'"
Aug. 9th, 2003 09:59 am (UTC)
Indeed, that's a lovely one. What's with the blush, Sam, eh? Hmm...
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