Considering it goes on for 700 comments and still running, I haven't read them all. But some of my favorites are:
"burning sword of his manhood"
a character having violet eyes (A peeve of mine for sure. I have never seen anyone with violet eyes.)
bodies turning to "molten lava" during sex
"laving" of nipples
"going blind" during sex (one reader writes, "all I can do is hope she isn't actually suffering a retinal detachment")
"releasing his boiling tribute into her"
Yikes. I better stop there before this post becomes unsuitable for minors.