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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )


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Dec. 25th, 2002 11:46 am (UTC)
Good enough, for you it's, good enough....
SAM: There are good things in the world. And that's what we're protecting. And up there, it's their time, but down here, it's OUR time...

WHOOOOOOOO!!! Goonies! Mikey's speech! This was hysterically cool and terribly irreverant and wonderful and dear god, and you quoted Goonies! *huggles*

Must not see Two Towers for a third time now...


Dec. 25th, 2002 02:55 pm (UTC)
GIMLI: What was that God-awful noise?

LEGOLAS: I'm guessing...wargs dying.

ARAGORN: Actually, it was Legolas's fangirl contingent, shrieking in delight at his horseback-riding tricks.

Hey, I resemble that! :-D
Excellent job, thank you.
Dec. 25th, 2002 10:57 pm (UTC)
*worship worship* i found a link to this... somewhere... lol, this is a great summary of the movie ^^ I think i'll be calling Legolas Captain Obvious for a while... lmao!! XD

LEGOLAS: I almost had a facial expression from the joy of it!

-Magma ^^
Dec. 26th, 2002 02:46 am (UTC)
Brilliant! This is exquisitely amusing. I love a good LOTR parody.

Dec. 26th, 2002 07:34 am (UTC)
Brava! GIMLI: Arr! I'm funny because I'm short.. Superb.

Dec. 26th, 2002 08:40 am (UTC)
*falls over giggling*

I think my favourite was the telepathy teleconference and when Legolas/Aragorn said "Bite me" and they took it literally. Hee hee!

(PS - I made my way here via queerasjohn, in case you wondered who the hell I was.)
Dec. 26th, 2002 09:19 am (UTC)
*dies laughing* This is so perfect.
Dec. 26th, 2002 12:49 pm (UTC)
Oh my, that was hilarious! You did awesome considering you've only seen it once! That was extremely funny! Wow...I still can't breathe, i was laughing so hard!
Dec. 26th, 2002 02:12 pm (UTC)
I can only see a total of one-two funny bits....
I seen the movie last night. And the captain obvious was humerous also the on top of a mountain part,.
What does amuse me is how often men take the piss out of the assumed good looking male character. That I find funny.
The rest, Did not really raise an eyebrow.
I wish It did, as I was sent the link via email and thought I was in for a great laugh nevertheless, good effort.
Dec. 26th, 2002 10:05 pm (UTC)
I know..
..that after 220+ comments about this parody, you are probably sick to death of them, but I feel the need to give you even more praise, so you'll just have to bear with me. It's lovely how people can really like a movie and yet go home and make absolute fun of it (ever read the Very Secret Diaries? Another good set of parodies). Utterly phenomenal work. Thanks for speaking out for those of us who have read the books. ;)
Dec. 28th, 2002 10:59 am (UTC)
Re: I know..
I make fun because I love...it is true. :)

And of course I've read the Secret Diaries! Brilliant stuff. I made all my friends read them too.
Dec. 27th, 2002 02:53 am (UTC)
Oh thats bloody fabulous!

Dec. 27th, 2002 06:40 am (UTC)
HILARIOUS!!!!! LOVE it!!!! :D
Dec. 27th, 2002 08:33 am (UTC)
Oh, bravo!
This is truly wonderful! Good job. :) I love parodies; I've always considered them one of the best ways to show one's true fandom and love of a film, book or song. I laughed all the way through this, and particularly loved the reference to Sean Astin's character 'Mikey' in 'The Goonies', lol!


Dee, who can't figure out how to register for this particular forum. :(
Dec. 27th, 2002 10:11 am (UTC)
Though haven't seen TTT yet, coz in my country it won't be on till like march next year :(, I must admit this parody is indubitably hilarious :)
keep it like this.
Dec. 27th, 2002 10:35 am (UTC)
This was great :D
As if it hasn't been said enough... but this was /really/ funny. I couldn't pick out my favorite part if I had to. XD;
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