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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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roguephantom
Dec. 27th, 2002 11:35 pm (UTC)
I wish I could write half that funny ^_^;;
FRODO: No, I wasn't. I was doing a lightning experiment.

*Frodo holds up the ring but just before he can hand it over...he actually IS struck by lightning. Still in that same pose, the ring falls out of the sky and clunks him over the head* (in a very similar form to a scene in "Ice Age")

Gollum: She gotssss him back!

Er..never mind. Just trying to be funny ^_^;; Well if it DID happen... I'll shut up now. (I wish I could come up with this stuff lol ^_^;; I'm not as good as you with this hehe...)

ARAGORN: Actually, it was Legolas's fangirl contingent, shrieking in delight at his horseback-riding tricks.

Yes and unfortunately I sat with this all around me. I can relate.

Good job! Bravo! ^_^
nhu
Dec. 28th, 2002 01:41 am (UTC)
brought by a elijah site
You are wayyyyy too creative. i saw it today and it was awesome. now im guna start reading the book even though there's only one book that i can read without knowing what happened already but styl this parady was dead on and i love Legolas but yea capt. obvious is true...it made me almost sick of him but yea like that was guna happen!
redfirewitch
Dec. 28th, 2002 05:03 am (UTC)
LOL! Very funny stuff. My fav was Gimli asking Aragorn to toss him! lol!
meinnim
Dec. 28th, 2002 07:49 am (UTC)
*fits of laughter* Oh, damn, you're good. *more fits of laughter*



GANDALF: Isn't it odd how we fell for about three miles, and yet we ended up on TOP of a mountain?



Exactly! That's exactly what I said to my friends but they didn't notice the oddness. Stupid Orcs, um, friends.
meinnim
Dec. 28th, 2002 08:27 am (UTC)
There are good things in the world. And that's what we're protecting. And up there, it's their time, but down here, it's OUR time...

Forgot to say ... Bwahahaha! at the Goonies reference. Nice tie in with the Sean Astin lines.



elendil004
Dec. 28th, 2002 08:16 am (UTC)
you...
are my new hero
voodoobaby
Dec. 28th, 2002 09:42 am (UTC)
Hahaha too fucking hilarious! :D *bows* LOTR friends with humor are always appreciated. Well written :)

(A friend gave me the link)
duetyuymaxwell
Dec. 28th, 2002 10:47 am (UTC)
That was unbeleavable! It was so funnY!
(Anonymous)
Dec. 28th, 2002 11:15 am (UTC)
lmao
that was sooo funny. I love when Legolas almost had an experssion.
rikoshi
Dec. 28th, 2002 12:04 pm (UTC)
Your Goonies reference has warmed my heart. I thank thee.
brooding_soul
Dec. 28th, 2002 02:08 pm (UTC)
Sweet merciful crap, that was funny. I'm dyin' here.
silvrsolace
Dec. 28th, 2002 03:23 pm (UTC)
Oh my god that is the funniest thing i have ever read, you are amazing!
tikvah
Dec. 28th, 2002 04:23 pm (UTC)
got this link from a friend of a friend...
... and laughed so hard that I did *literally* have to run to the bathroom. Luckily the bathroom was very close.

I don't know if all this adulation is tiring you out, but if it isn't, enjoy this additional bit of it.
(Anonymous)
Dec. 28th, 2002 04:33 pm (UTC)
TTT Parody
Very entertaining! Especially liked the line about splinters! Have passed URL onto two friends. Thanks! -Frances
likeahiphopsong
Dec. 28th, 2002 05:42 pm (UTC)
Heh.

ARAGORN: Hmm. This must be a dream.
ARWEN: Why do you say that?
ARAGORN: Because you're not even supposed to be IN this book.
ARWEN: Don't be mean. I'll tell Daddy.


Absolutely wonderful.
snowdrifted
Dec. 28th, 2002 07:29 pm (UTC)
As I'm sure many other people have already mentioned, this is absolutely hilarious! Brilliant work! And I can't believe you did it so fast, too.

Have you posted it anywhere else, humour sites or fan fiction? The world must read! :)
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