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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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(Anonymous)
Jan. 4th, 2003 03:45 pm (UTC)
this is so funny and so incredibly true! u make me want to se it again so i can laugh at all the unfunny bits....when i remember this:)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 4th, 2003 04:03 pm (UTC)
sooo funny
this was absolutely hilarious, a brilliant parody(thank ME! for once again stating the obvious)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 4th, 2003 05:04 pm (UTC)
can I join?? Please!
First of all I absolutely positively love what you've done. If you want to know all the funny stuff I loved, just read your parody again cuz I loved it all!

Ok, that said, I would really like to learn more about LJ but I didn't learn much from the FAQ page except that I have to know someone that is already a user (which I don't so I'm screwed). I hope you get a chance to respond at least, even if you don't want to help me. Thanks for the parody it's hilarious!
mollyringle
Jan. 5th, 2003 12:27 am (UTC)
Re: can I join?? Please!
Thanks for the compliments!
I'm not a paid user, so I don't have any LJ codes to give out. Sorry 'bout that. Perhaps nosing around the FAQ's some more will turn up a page where you can leave a request for one...I haven't looked... hmm. (Or maybe someone else will respond to this, who has one.)
ladysorka
Jan. 4th, 2003 11:11 pm (UTC)
I wasn't going to comment, because with 11 pages worth I'm sure you know we appreciate this very, very much. *bg*

But then I actually read through all 11 pages (hey, it gave me something to do ^_^), and no one commented on my favourite part.

Sam and Gollum, master chefs. Oh yes. ^_^

I loved this. Definitely going into the memories. *bg*
mollyringle
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :)
You know, it's odd...in all those comments, I don't think anyone has picked out my personal favorite line (which is Sam's "What happened to the magic?" bit). Oh well. To each their own!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 05:26 am (UTC)
i thought dat the iteractions between Frodo and Sam are hilarious!
the eyeliner bit was simply delightful! i keep reading dis parody, its getting funnier and funnier every time! do you have one for LOTR no 1?
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 05:33 am (UTC)
FRODO: Shut up. Screw you...

dis is da funniest fing i've heard in ages!

you don't really expect a cute little hobbit like Frodo to use such abuse!

this is a simply delightful parody!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 06:06 am (UTC)
Here's one;
FRODO and SAM are riding on imaginary horses, and they come across a few knights from mordor...

KNIGHT: KNI! KNI! WE ARE THE KNIGHT WHO SAY KNI!
FRODO: I thought you were knights from mordor?
KNIGHT: The same!
SAM: Oh knights of KNI, we are but simple travellers, please may we pass!
KNIGHT: First you must complete a task that we will set for you...
Frodo... you must give us your eyeliner!
FRODO: NO! FRIG OFF!

(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 06:15 am (UTC)
Anna like this paorody!
Another talent hidden away![Anonymous writter who posted the bit with the knights who say kni on 2003.01.05] GREAT combination of Monty Python...
We wish there was a name to go with this marvelous parody... Do they have any more? If so i insist that they put it onto the internet immediatly!
Yo maybe this person should get wit you! - (Anonymous) - Jan. 14th, 2003 11:29 am (UTC) - Expand
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 11:46 am (UTC)
I'm another intruder...
Hullo :)
I got this link of a friend, dunno where SHE got it from, but its hilarious!!
I dont usually bother with links but I'm glad I did this time.
I had the book read to me when I was seven - needless to say, I remember nothing of it, but I read MOST of it a few years back. My older brother took it when I was half way through the second book and got it lost at his flat, but I got hold of the third one.
I'm kinda missing a big gap in my knowledge but I reckon you've done a bloody awesome job :D
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 11:53 am (UTC)
so funny!!
Brilliant piece of work...just hilarious! :) Especially loved the 3-way telepathic conversation...and the Sam-Frodo implications...

FARAMIR: Your...image consultant?
SAM: His gardener.
FARAMIR: Ohh, like in a 'Lady Chatterley's Lover' kind of way?
SAM: Exactly.
FRODO: Righ—What??

*LOL!!* Thanks for sharing!

Audra :)
ex_deutschen401
Jan. 5th, 2003 02:59 pm (UTC)
*smiles* this is so funny ... THANK YOU! :)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 08:40 pm (UTC)
good stuff
first of all:
I nearly pissed myself while reading this.

second of all:
I loved the lady chatterley's reference. oh, devious devious stuff.

third of all:
you are a genious.

~EG (sushi41@hotmail.com)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 08:42 pm (UTC)
OMG
oh my God! my friends and i have been saying since sam and frodo shared that first "special moment" in the boat at the end of the first movie that they wanted each other! lol, and yes, legolas is Captain Obvious, but i don't really think his fans are thinking about what he's saying....if ya know what i mean. but anyway..its hilarious!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 5th, 2003 09:51 pm (UTC)
ure just jealous-right sarah!!! ;)
leave legolas alone!
farsea
Jan. 6th, 2003 06:36 am (UTC)
This was awesome. Well done! I love that you loved the film (as I did) and yet could still have a little fun with it *g* NIce work!
breyten
Jan. 6th, 2003 08:33 am (UTC)
One word. Outstanding. Now excuse me while I'll continue laughing ;)
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