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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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(Anonymous)
Jan. 16th, 2003 11:34 pm (UTC)
LOL
lol! where you get this from?! HILARIOUS! (could have done with aout a few gay jokes) :)
andrewwyld
Jan. 17th, 2003 07:44 am (UTC)
[sniggers]

Hern, hern, hern.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 17th, 2003 10:05 am (UTC)
Simply great! ~:)

Came upon this thru a friends link.

I MUST say, it' great!
Especially the parts PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK...
Those are awesome! ~:)
Thanx 4 some good laughs! ~:)

Mith

(Anonymous)
Jan. 17th, 2003 11:52 am (UTC)
Heheheh hupaisaa!
Joo tosi hauskaa... Varsinki toi Aragorn: Miten vaan... Voisitko herättää minut? Koska se et oikeasti ole sinä joka nuolee naamaani, minulla on pelottava aavistus että se on hevonen. Tai ehkä gimli.. Hehheehh... If you don't understand what I am saying, I can tell you that this in finnish, and I am from Finland!!!
mollyringle
Jan. 17th, 2003 08:53 pm (UTC)
Re: Heheheh hupaisaa!
Nope, I don't understand a word of the Finnish, but thank you all the same - I'm glad it's reaching so many countries. :)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 18th, 2003 11:34 am (UTC)
Hahahaha :D
This is soooooo much fun!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 18th, 2003 08:34 pm (UTC)
You are a genius!!! I split my gut laughing at your entry... it was just awesome. Somebody else recommended that I read it and man I'm glad I did :D You should consider writing parodies for a living... it's good stuff :D
(Anonymous)
Jan. 19th, 2003 02:55 pm (UTC)
"angssssssty little hobbitses"...bwahahah!
That, and the "Lady Chatterley" reference, both just killed me. Too good. And the "people who have read the book". And the cooking argument. And...oh hell, forget it, the whole thing.

Much love. Write more.
--thalia
(Anonymous)
Jan. 19th, 2003 11:30 pm (UTC)
lol
Man!!! i love the parody thing!! the parts i like is the facial expression thing...
excuseme while i go off and laugh myself to death...
(Anonymous)
Jan. 20th, 2003 12:37 am (UTC)
Send here by a friend, and it was damn worth it!

PIPPIN: Uh, Merry? That tree is checking you out.

TREEBEARD: Hoom! Furry lawn ornaments!

HAHAHAHAA simply brilliant!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 20th, 2003 06:54 am (UTC)
From Italy
MY goodness!!! this is the most hilarious thing I have ever read!
Your 're damn GREAT!!!

Kis from florence, Italy
anthesya@xoom.it
(Anonymous)
Jan. 20th, 2003 06:05 pm (UTC)
Random passerby
*snort*
*giggle*
*almost shoots orange out of nose laughing*
*snicker*
(Anonymous)
Jan. 21st, 2003 12:41 am (UTC)
well i thought it was crap
(Anonymous)
Jan. 22nd, 2003 01:18 am (UTC)
Sorry I made an typo
What I meant to say above was I thought *I* was crap. In fact I still think *I* am crap. Complete and total crap. Crappy crappy crap crap crap.

Your parody on the other hand was brilliant. Well done.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 21st, 2003 07:59 am (UTC)
Hupaisaa...
Hupaisa loppu... :)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 21st, 2003 11:28 am (UTC)
Åh herregud!!
jag har aldrig, ALDRIG garvat så mkt!! och alla grejer med Aragorn.. herreguuud! In swedish if you didnt understand.. OMG UR SO GREAT!!!! :D (like.. hmm.. five millione ppl already said but u worth it...!! Definitly!!!!
tinkerbell0025
Jan. 21st, 2003 05:01 pm (UTC)
ARAGORN: This siege is lasting forever. These poor people...

LEGOLAS: We will fight to the death. We will not fail you.

ARAGORN: Oh, not you guys--I meant the audience.


Can't really add to what others have said but this is fantastic!
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