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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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(Anonymous)
Apr. 19th, 2003 08:30 pm (UTC)
absolutely wonderful. the whole fight thing with legolas and aragorn had me crying out of laughter. aragorn owns him. *i worship you*
--aragorn's lover
(Anonymous)
Apr. 30th, 2003 11:02 pm (UTC)
LOTR TT
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAVE DONE A SIMILAR THING FOR THE FELLOSHIP MOVIE? IF SO HOW CAN I GET A COPY OF IT CAUSE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS AND HAVE BEEN SENDING IT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS
(Anonymous)
May. 31st, 2003 07:39 pm (UTC)
LOL
THIS IS THE FUNNIST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY. IT WAS SO FUNNY AT THE PART ABOUT ARAGORN BEING IN RIVENDALE. THAT WAS SO COOL.
colonel_sho
Jun. 9th, 2003 10:42 am (UTC)
That was fecking hilarious, been waiting for someone to do that!

(Anonymous)
Jun. 17th, 2003 06:22 pm (UTC)
Yo.
WT! This is Ryan. From Snell. Yo.
That was hilarious! Absolutely funtabulicious.

...that's it.
(Anonymous)
Jul. 16th, 2003 05:44 pm (UTC)
wow
hehehe:') that wus halarios.
(Anonymous)
Jul. 29th, 2003 04:41 am (UTC)
He he he he he!!!
*falls of chair laughing*

Hey, I know you posted this centuries ago but I just found my way here from FreeOpenDiary and I have to agree with the rest of the world and say that it was one of the most hysterical things I have ever read!!! I am seriously impressed!

Yours with tears of mirth,
Amanda
(HalfwayDownTheStairs, FOD)
(Anonymous)
Aug. 1st, 2003 07:00 pm (UTC)
ARAGORN arrives and collides with LEGOLAS.

LEGOLAS: Oh, good HEAVENS. You look TERRIBLE. You are NOT wearing THAT to the battle tonight, are you? And your HAIR! What will we DO with you?

ARAGORN: Nice to see you, too.

Very funny. I love this. It's hilarious.
dex12
Aug. 20th, 2003 02:34 pm (UTC)
i could read this thousand times and i would still laugh
you rock
jumpin_jelly
Sep. 10th, 2003 12:09 am (UTC)
Excellent!!!!!!
Sorry, i accidently came across this, but it is BRILLIANT!!!!!!! I love LOTR, and ususally hate it when people criticise it, but this was so funny it didn't matter!

Thanks for making a person who is down laugh!
musemistress
Oct. 8th, 2003 12:35 pm (UTC)
Roleplay
Are you interested at all in joining our pure Tolkien roleplay? We are currently without a Gimli and as I play Pippin AND Gimli until we find a person willing to play said dwarf (it's hard not to have a dwarf in Moria), it is becoming rather tedious.
I got the link to here through one of my fellow RPers, she agrees on this factor...we all agree that you are perfect for the job. You have the right sense of wit and sensibility, knowing where to draw the line to keep it funny and so forth. We all feel this could be incorperated well into our serious roleplay posting board.


Are you interested? Just asking...you may not even post here anymore afterall, this lovely thing is ancient. hehe.


tata
mollyringle
Oct. 8th, 2003 03:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Roleplay
Aw...I am flattered, and I do keep up with LJ as best as I can, but that's about all I have time for. My life wouldn't be able to fit an RPG, even for my beloved LOTR, alas. Anyway, I'm totally a hobbit through and through...:) But thanks all the same!
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mollyringle
Nov. 22nd, 2003 09:18 am (UTC)
Hey, thanks! :D It's been a while since this thing got a comment. I'm glad it's still making the rounds.
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pearlyn
Nov. 22nd, 2003 08:27 am (UTC)
found yr entry on a viggo mortenson fan website, and am so glad.

i just recently watched the dvd of ttt with the extended bits, so the film is fresh in my mind and i was laughing out loud reading your parody. It is hilarious! Looking forward to see yr parody of ROTK when it comes out...
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mollyringle
Dec. 3rd, 2003 08:04 pm (UTC)
One more is great! I love the comments. :)

I was so glad to see those carnivorous trees make an appearance in the EE. Would have preferred to see more detail on the eating of the Orcs, though. Tasty.
schaezen
Dec. 2nd, 2003 01:51 am (UTC)
More response to the parody
I'm sure the neighbors were wondering why I was laughing my ass off at 2 AM reading your parody... I loved it!! Good work!!
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