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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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til_midnight
Dec. 14th, 2003 08:21 pm (UTC)
So, I read this a year ago when it was written, but haven't reviewed because I suck like that. However, in a vain attempt to not study for exams, I was reading through my bookmarked fics and found this. Just wanted to let you know that a year later, people still can't mention Gimli in my presence without me saying, "Arr! I'm funny because I'm short." Good stuff, man.
(Anonymous)
Dec. 23rd, 2003 10:44 pm (UTC)
Look! Strange little men! Let's take them home.

I laughed so freakin' hard I actually started to cry. This awesome. I'm waiting to see what you make of Return Of The King.
Again, Captain Obvious takes longer than everyone else to put two and two together and his lines are all statements that seem to be a revelation to himself and no one else.
(If I just ruined anyone's dreams of Legolas getting better lines, I'm sorry).
(Anonymous)
Dec. 28th, 2003 06:19 am (UTC)
Funny, Funny, Funny!
Looking forward to seeing what you can make of the third installment!
(Anonymous)
Dec. 31st, 2003 12:20 pm (UTC)
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
thesi
Jan. 8th, 2004 01:40 am (UTC)
I replied, because it is classy to do so 8-)

http://www.valarguild.org

Nice.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 10th, 2004 04:52 am (UTC)
OMFG!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!

SAM (V.O.): ...And I have a dream that my eighteen children will one day live in a Shire where they will not be judged by the color of their teeth but by the content of their character...

I almost had a heart attack from laughing here :)
It's great to know that there are so talented people out there...
(Anonymous)
Jan. 14th, 2004 07:22 am (UTC)
Parodies
FANTASTIC! Any available for FOTR and ROTK to complete the set??

From A PERSON WHO HAS READ THE BOOK :-)
mollyringle
Jan. 15th, 2004 05:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Parodies
Yep:
TTT
ROTK

Enjoy! :)
(Anonymous)
Jan. 19th, 2004 01:52 pm (UTC)
incredible
thanx for the good laugh...dun get me wrong i love the masterpiece trilogy but this storyboard version stands out...well done!
narwen
Jan. 21st, 2004 03:35 pm (UTC)
greatness
ROHIRRIM GUARD: Sire, there are some really femmy people at the gate. They have bows.

ARAGORN: Those are Elves. Let them in.

ROHIRRIM GUARD: Oh! Elves! Wow, I didn't expect that.

PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...


being one of the people who have read the book ... i didnt expect that. LOL those were my favorite lines -- though the whole thing was utter greatness!

especially merry and pippin. i love them - slashy or not, they're just priceless. and your frodo was cool too, cause most frodos are whiny and annoying and angsty - i liked the change
(Anonymous)
Jan. 22nd, 2004 06:12 pm (UTC)
Sex changes?
Hilarious. I hardly ever laugh out loud when I read something on-line,, but this made meh laugh. ^^
By the way, did Frodo forget to take his pill to help balance them femmy hormones during his cycle? Sure seems like it. . . *snickers*
(Anonymous)
Feb. 9th, 2004 11:54 pm (UTC)
Great
Funny Funny FUNNY shit man
(Anonymous)
Feb. 26th, 2004 09:47 pm (UTC)
HE! HE! that was so funny. i love all of it.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 29th, 2004 03:53 am (UTC)
that was stupid...
that was stupid and dumb, no one back then would have been gay especially elves
(Anonymous)
Apr. 3rd, 2004 01:59 pm (UTC)
Re: that was stupid...
Hater, why do you have to rag on Fans just having fun with something they love, and usually respect. If you're going to hate, do it at harry potters website. www.sugarquill.net
Re: that was stupid... - (Anonymous) - Feb. 7th, 2005 02:09 am (UTC) - Expand
(Anonymous)
Mar. 16th, 2004 04:38 am (UTC)
THESE WERE SO FUNNY THAT I ALMOST SPLIT MY SIDES WITH LAUGHTER! THEY'RE REALLY GOOD, WHOEVER WROTE THEM HAS A REALLY GOOD IMAGINATION!
(Anonymous)
Apr. 3rd, 2004 01:55 pm (UTC)
Oh my goodness, i have not laughed so hard @ a parody since....uh.... Jack Black at the MTV movie award. Classic, as much as i love Orli and 'Prince' Legolas Greenleaf (just giving him his cudos and Mad props) this is the best way to summarize what all true fans are thinking in the back of their mind.
Oh, Sam and Frodo, saw it comin' since he stood outside his window waiting to watch him sleep ;)
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