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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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ladragongrrl
Apr. 18th, 2004 12:34 pm (UTC)
OMFG that was so funny. Did you do the others? Really enjoyed it. Thanks. La
mollyringle
Apr. 20th, 2004 06:28 pm (UTC)
sadrx
Jul. 9th, 2004 08:40 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for an amazingly hilarious half-hour. What a great read.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 22nd, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
This is the greatest thing since tolkien was first published
blackandwhite19
Aug. 21st, 2005 04:47 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG This was as good as you're ROTK Parody!!! I LOVED them both!
mollyringle
Aug. 25th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad people are still discovering 'em.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 21st, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
LOTR
"I almost had a facial expression from the joy of it" KILlED me! It's hysterical! It's so true!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 21st, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
LOTRs
(That word is "killed" by the way.)
waterdaughter
Apr. 25th, 2006 07:46 am (UTC)
I was going through my bookmarks tonight and found this. I remember reading it back when you wrote it, but never left a comment, so I figured I should do that now. ;) This is still just as funny as it was back then. Much, much love, and thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Also, wow, 600th comment. Hee.
mollyringle
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
Woohoo! An even 600! Thank you. :) These and other fandom musings are now over at mollyringwraith, should you care. But in any case, glad you enjoyed it!
(Anonymous)
Nov. 10th, 2007 06:18 am (UTC)
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA LOL!!!
HA HA HA!!! LOL i like that lots! k...I LOVE THAT!!!
te he...captain obvious...te he...emoness...lols.
(Anonymous)
Nov. 10th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
Splinters ;p
LOL
MERRY: Uh-huh. I have splinters in places you don't even want to imagine.
I LOVE THAT!!!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 4th, 2010 11:34 am (UTC)
I initially read this back in 2002, when I was 12 and living in England, a LOTR nerd beyond any concept, with about half a bookcase of books by or about Tolkien. I printed the darn thing and basically knew the entire parody by heart. It's still somewhere in my bookcase. I'm watching these movies again now and I remembered the parody that I loved so much. And I actually managed to find it by google quoting "hello, Elrond speaking?" !

And once again I ahve to laugh out loud.

Thanks for writing this weird and wonderful bungle of fanfiction!
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