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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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kay_elf
Dec. 20th, 2002 07:41 pm (UTC)
I love it! ;*)

I would have something more intelligent to say but it's 3:30am and I've just got back from seeing TTT for the second time. Us crazy fans, eh...

And I want a skater dude Legolas action figure for Christmas! With down-stairs shield-surfing action!

And I am so glad that I wasn't the only one who thought "Isn't this rather an inappropriate moment?" when Gimil said "Toss me".

*g*
(Anonymous)
Dec. 22nd, 2002 02:42 pm (UTC)
bless you!
"And I want a skater dude Legolas action figure for Christmas! With down-stairs shield-surfing action!"

This is the best thing ever! (Well, after the parody, of course.) I literally reached across the person sitting in between me and my brother to hit him during that scene because he was so amazing! I HAVE to use that in my email sig!
HA! - pinkrobelover - Dec. 27th, 2002 07:18 pm (UTC) - Expand
lilithlotr
Dec. 20th, 2002 07:42 pm (UTC)
Oh god, I could die laughing here!

We call Caption Obvious "Exposition Boy," but it comes to the same thing.

Two things I really admire: the ability to summarize and the ability to parody. You manage BOTH.

--Falls down in worship--
mollyringle
Dec. 21st, 2002 12:15 am (UTC)
Exposition Boy! I love it. Much more elegant than "Captain Obvious."

Thank you for your comments. Taking a moment here to admire Karl Urban in your icon...handsome guy.
juweldom
Dec. 20th, 2002 08:53 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHA!!!

You nailed this movie.

Gee and yes a forest of flesh eating trees coming after the fleeing orcs would've been cool!

;)

(loved Pippin's fluttering lashes too. meep. )
(Anonymous)
Jan. 23rd, 2004 08:35 am (UTC)
RE: Flesh-eating trees comment
Could have added: "Yeah, just wait for the Extended DVD version!"
haidee
Dec. 20th, 2002 09:06 pm (UTC)
heee heeee
just another drop in through a friend's link.
Love it - well done.
Hasve linked you on my LJ too :)
xaeus
Dec. 20th, 2002 09:17 pm (UTC)
hahahahahaha... (etc)

*grin*
deliverme
Dec. 20th, 2002 10:02 pm (UTC)
*applauds* very very clever!
lisselirinen
Dec. 20th, 2002 10:17 pm (UTC)
Sent by friends....
Thank you. This was absolutely hilarious!! My husband and I, who are also hugt LOTR fans, loved your parody. Thank you! :)

~C
darkrosetiger
Dec. 20th, 2002 10:22 pm (UTC)
ROHIRRIM GUARD: Oh! Elves! Wow, I didn't expect that.

PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...


*pumps fist in air* YES! That was exactly my reaction.

Loved this. Frelling brilliant.
sincelastjuly
Dec. 21st, 2002 12:07 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO!
*is officially dead*
(Anonymous)
Dec. 21st, 2002 02:24 am (UTC)
Oh LORD!! Funniness!
OH jeez, i needed this laugh! This is GREAT!


TREEBEARD: We have opted, hoom, not to do a damn thing.

PIPPIN: I didn't expect that.

PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...

*uncontrollable snickering*
voleuse
Dec. 21st, 2002 02:31 am (UTC)
LEGOLAS: You're just jealous because I'm pretty.
ARAGORN: You're just jealous because I'm going to be king.
LEGOLAS: You can bite my ass.
ARAGORN: Hey, blow me.


I adore you.
ozfille
Dec. 21st, 2002 02:49 am (UTC)
Saw this on a Friend's Friend's Page
So funny. Like others haven't seen the film yet, but this has certainly added to my anticipation and I will come back and look at it after I see it. From my memories of the first part of the series you have pinned the characters so well!

Outrageously funny and you are stupendously talented writing this so quickly.

Karen
finglas
Dec. 21st, 2002 05:41 am (UTC)
so good, so funny and so true: i love it! and you´re a goddess!
i felt the need to spread this among my friends so i posted it in my journal with a link to your lj and your name. i hope that you don´t mind!
mollyringle
Dec. 21st, 2002 12:04 pm (UTC)
Aww, thanks...I'm blushing like a schoolkid from all this attention. :)
(no subject) - finglas - Dec. 21st, 2002 12:39 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - mollyringle - Dec. 21st, 2002 11:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
stefestella
Dec. 21st, 2002 05:43 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO...
Oh yeah, and was fully expecting Galadriel, Elrond, and Gandalf to break out into a chorus of "Whaaazzzzuuuuupppp!"

:)
strangedreams
Dec. 21st, 2002 09:57 am (UTC)
Re: ROTFLMAO...
Galadriel: Hey, hey Elrond?

Elrond: What?

Galadriel: Whaaazzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaap?

Elrond: Whaaaaaazzzzzaaaaaap??

Galadriel: Whaaaaazzzzaaaaaaap?

Elrond: Hey, hey, get Gandalf on the phone.

Gandalf: Hello?

Elrond: Whaaaaazzzzzzaaaaaaap?

Galadriel: Whaaaazzzzzaaaaaapp?

Gandalf: Whaaaaazzzzzaaaaaap?

Elrond: Whaaaaazzzzzaaaaaap?

Gandalf: Havin' a beer, smokin' some bud.

Galadriel: True, true.

Re: ROTFLMAO... - mollyringle - Dec. 21st, 2002 12:05 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: ROTFLMAO... - finglas - Dec. 21st, 2002 12:18 pm (UTC) - Expand
punky_princess
Dec. 21st, 2002 05:43 am (UTC)
I saw a link to this on MsA's page - good god that's brilliant!! *Will print out and keep* :)
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