But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.
Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. ( Read on if you dareCollapse )
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