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Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Read on if you dareCollapse )

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maereth
Dec. 21st, 2002 06:41 am (UTC)
still laughing
found this off a friend's lj, and must say that it is the best parody i've seen yet. you might want to add a line as to why the bloody hell frodo ends up in gondor *very confused*.

the part with the "people who read the book" were classic.

definitely captures the essence of the book.
leahpia77
Dec. 21st, 2002 07:26 am (UTC)
I know you have no idea who I am, and I usually just laugh from afar when I am directed to things like this, but this time, I could not resist.

This was damn funny and I enjoyed it very much. I actually clapped in parts because I thought the same thing. Thanks for cracking my shit up.
squigit
Dec. 21st, 2002 07:40 am (UTC)
"ARAGORN: Actually, it was Legolas's fangirl contingent, shrieking in delight at his horseback-riding tricks."

Exactally what I had to sit behind during the whole movie!
poo_head
Jan. 3rd, 2003 06:39 pm (UTC)
Haha..
Busted.. -Hangs head in shame-

:D This is too funny.
nautnee
Dec. 21st, 2002 07:54 am (UTC)
thumbs up
very, very, incredibly brilliant! What a great comical sum-up! That was incredibly fun to read!
hisgreyeyes
Dec. 21st, 2002 08:48 am (UTC)
EOMER: Nope. Oh! Unless they were in that pile of corpses we burned.

ARAGORN: Thank you; that's...useful...


Ahahahahaha! This is GENIUS! I can't say much more than what alllll the other commenters have already said, so I'll just point at them and nod in agreement.
strangedreams
Dec. 21st, 2002 09:47 am (UTC)
ROHIRRIM GUARD: Sire, there are some really femmy people at the gate. They have bows.
ARAGORN: Those are Elves. Let them in.


So true. The pack of queerbois I went with very quickly started calling the elves "The Gay Brigade".
dwaggie
Dec. 21st, 2002 10:43 am (UTC)
hah..
When the Ents are storming Isengard, I was waiting for Saruman to come out and go, "HEY! YOU! GET OFF MY LAWN!"

...not that he had much lawn left, you see, but it would be funny for an old man to do that.
mollyringle
Dec. 21st, 2002 11:27 pm (UTC)
Re: hah..
I considered something like that... or maybe a comment about how he really needed to get a new gardener to take care of these ornery trees... :)
(Anonymous)
Dec. 21st, 2002 11:22 am (UTC)
Real great. I just found the link in a german fan forum of "Lord of the Rings" and I will duely spread the link as much as I can :-)
(Anonymous)
Dec. 21st, 2002 12:46 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOL
That was perfect!!!!!
My roomie says you have too much time on yuor hands but you got the movie perfectly!!
*still wants a golum as a pet, hehe*
----Snow
mordecai
Dec. 21st, 2002 12:59 pm (UTC)
*swoons*

i LuV yOu FuNy StRaNgEr!!1!1!!

That was hilarious, but I'm sure 500 other people already told you that.
tresca
Dec. 21st, 2002 01:01 pm (UTC)
Also found this from my friends list. Utterly hilarious! I saw the movie last night and came home and read this right after. It was the perfect thing to top the evening off!!
bnh
Dec. 21st, 2002 01:30 pm (UTC)
*diiiiiiiiiies laughing*
jhyanmar
Dec. 21st, 2002 02:05 pm (UTC)
*laughs!* Wonderful! Awesome! I'd love to see a not-so-condensed parody version. :)
kefira
Dec. 21st, 2002 02:19 pm (UTC)
nice!
This was great to read. I was sick with flu like stuff when I saw it my first and only time (so far). I really enjoyed it. I have leggyslove to thank for pointing this out. I hope you have more interesting things to say as time goes on.
dotiscute
Dec. 21st, 2002 03:42 pm (UTC)
XD!
GOLLUM: No! Smeagol not into ropes, nassty kinky hobbitses *DIES*

I was getting so tired of all the "Fellowship of the Ring" condesed versions too. I was hoping someone had come up with one for "The Two Towers" as well.

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