December 19th, 2002

Froud - bad faeries

Condensed parody version

Yes! I saw The Two Towers. And yes! I loved it.

But before I write a "real" review--assuming I ever do; I mean, don't you guys have enough of those on your friends lists right now?--I give you this, a parody version of the script. Condensed of course. And subject to being very wrong in terms of chronology, since I've only seen the movie once so far.

Spoilers on EVERYTHING, and lots of lame slash-implication jokes. Collapse )

Two Towers, the REAL review

It's been less than five hours since I posted that parody script, and I've already gotten about 20 positive comments, including people who say they were directed there by their friends. Wow – I feel famous! :) Thank you all. I adore you.

So, on to my movie review, or what passes for one:Collapse )

Maybe I'll go make muffins. Yeah.