Jealous-making scenery (and that Glick-Lij thing)
Ah, yes. This is what I have been missing. The view from a mile or two west of here:
Nice big desktop-style photo of water 'n stuff.
I guess I never posted a photo of the central valley (Sacramento Valley) for comparison's sake, when living down there, mostly on account of it being ugly. So here's how to create such a photo yourself: Take the following items:
10 acres tall dead grass
1 strip mall
1 six-lane highway
2 palm trees
5 oleander bushes
Arrange them in your favorite still-life pose, turn up the heat to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, snap a photo, and presto, you have a picture of California's central valley.
In an unrelated note, remember when I was speculating on what Elijah Wood's interview on "Primetime Glick" would be like? Well, they actually aired it last month. 'Twas quite goofy and entertaining. I found the transcript today and realized I'd posted it on
lordoftherings, but not here. So, what the hey: ( Collapse )
Nice big desktop-style photo of water 'n stuff.
I guess I never posted a photo of the central valley (Sacramento Valley) for comparison's sake, when living down there, mostly on account of it being ugly. So here's how to create such a photo yourself: Take the following items:
10 acres tall dead grass
1 strip mall
1 six-lane highway
2 palm trees
5 oleander bushes
Arrange them in your favorite still-life pose, turn up the heat to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, snap a photo, and presto, you have a picture of California's central valley.
In an unrelated note, remember when I was speculating on what Elijah Wood's interview on "Primetime Glick" would be like? Well, they actually aired it last month. 'Twas quite goofy and entertaining. I found the transcript today and realized I'd posted it on
