Molly Ringle

Ah, yes. This is what I have been missing. The view from a mile or two west of here:

Nice big desktop-style photo of water 'n stuff.

I guess I never posted a photo of the central valley (Sacramento Valley) for comparison's sake, when living down there, mostly on account of it being ugly. So here's how to create such a photo yourself: Take the following items:
10 acres tall dead grass
1 strip mall
1 six-lane highway
2 palm trees
5 oleander bushes
Arrange them in your favorite still-life pose, turn up the heat to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, snap a photo, and presto, you have a picture of California's central valley.

In an unrelated note, remember when I was speculating on what Elijah Wood's interview on "Primetime Glick" would be like? Well, they actually aired it last month. 'Twas quite goofy and entertaining. I found the transcript today and realized I'd posted it on lordoftherings, but not here. So, what the hey: ( Collapse )

Proposal for a new way to classify bands: by the sounds the lead singer uses to fill in spaces in the lyrics. This stemmed from an observation made perhaps ten years ago by my husband (then boyfriend), who remarked that the song on the radio was apparently by "one of those 'whoa' bands." (Note: it was that song that went, "Whoa-ohh! Heaven let your light shine down," if you wished to know.) We have since speculated that all bands could potentially be pinned down and labelled like dead butterflies in this fashion.

Examples:

The Beatles, I would claim, are primarily a "yeah" band. Witness "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah," and "Beep beep, beep beep, yeah!" (from "Drive My Car"). "Polythene Pam" has a "yeah, yeah, yeah!" or two as well. And most of the song "It Won't Be Long" is composed of nothing but "yeah." ("It won't be long, yeah, YEAH!, yeah, YEAH!, yeah, YEAH! It won't be long, yeah," etc.) However, a claim could be made that they are also something of a "hey" band, as heard in, for instance, "I Should've Known Better": "And I do, hey hey hey, and I do!"

The Stone Roses, perhaps, are also a "hey" band. See "The Hardest Thing in the World": "It never happens that way, a-hey hey hey, a-hey hey hey." Many hair bands from the '80s and '90s are "hey" bands as well. Def Leppard comes to mind: "You and me, babe, hey hey!" (That was from "Pour Some Sugar on Me," and I am proud to say I wasn't sure of that and had to look it up on the web.)

The Cure, meanwhile, is mostly a "do" band. Robert Smith, when he isn't just wailing mournfully in the lyric-free spaces, can often be found singing "do-do-do-do-do." Just listen to the end of "Friday I'm in Love," or the middle of "High."

David Bowie, in his elegant simplicity, tends to be an "oh" artist. For instance, "Oh-oh-oh-ohhh, little China girl," or "Didn't know what time it was, the lights were low-oh-oh, I leaned back on my radio-oh-oh" ("Starman"). But he does throw in some good "yeah"s in "Ziggy Stardust."

Morrissey may be the only one I can think of who is a "la-de-da" artist. ("I'm going to meet the one I love, la-de-da, la-de-da...") And Frank Sinatra, famously, of course, is a "do-be-do" artist.

Perhaps a separate species should collect what we might call "directive to lead guitarist" singers, who, just before the guitar solo, actually say something to the guitarist encouraging him or her to go ahead. Very common in cheesy '80s fare, e.g., Bret Michaels of Poison, in "Talk Dirty to Me": "C.C., pick up that guitar, and-a, TALK to me!" But also can be found from as far back as the '60s: Mike Nesmith of the Monkees in "Papa Gene's Blues": "Play, magic fingers!"

Suggestions for further taxa or specimens, o scientists of music?

P.S. Satire Alert Sticker: I'm basically joking and this is whimsical. I understand this would not be a good way to reorganize your CD collection.