October 18th, 2004

Monkeemen

Stop the presses! I found the perfect house!

http://www.windermere.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Listing.ListingDetail&ListingID=5178506

Hands off, kids! This one's mine.

Description from the site:

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180Panoramic Views of the Sound and Mountains,Great Property extremely expensive&difficult to develop on Critical,Steep Slope,Slide area.House sits on Blocks on Property&has already slid.Estimates to stablize Site&install Foundation are in the $400,000.00 Range.All Reports are at the City in Expired Building permitt#713930,project #2004089.All Documentation are at city.Review this information before submitting offer.Go to the 20th Flr Key Tower 5th&Columbia.DO NOT ENTER PROPERY.IT IS A HAZARD!

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...But, gosh, what a view!

Hehehehe.