February 3rd, 2005

Elvgren girlie

I had the loveliest dream...

Celebrity make-out dreams bless me with a visit once in a while. They're usually quite delightful. I ought to keep a running list of all the celebs I've snuggled up to in my dreams--they have included some remarkable characters.

But last night's was very standard fangirl fare: I was cuddling up to Orlando Bloom. Got in a few good snogs, too.

Complex dream analysis: I want to be loved. I want to be envied. I want to be recognized by the famous and beautiful. I want to be great and gorgeous myself. I am a latent nymphomaniac.

Simple dream analysis: Orlando Bloom is hot. I sure would like to kiss him.

I've always been a believer in Occam's Razor, myself. (blows you all a K.I.S.S.*)

* Keep It Simple, Stupid