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Oh, the connotations...TTT pervy lines

OK. Lines from The Two Towers That Sound Especially Perverted When Taken Out of Context. Here's the list so far of those that made the cut. This is so wrong...Collapse )

Can be updated and edited once we get a proper transcript. This one, upon closer inspection, is still missing bits. But still a valuable and worthwhile achievement.


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Jan. 10th, 2003 01:46 pm (UTC)
Oh Dear...
I got this link on accident but i'm glad i did. very very funny!! i noticed a few of these but i didn't really want to say anything...

MUAHAHAHA i'm corrupted
Jan. 11th, 2003 05:14 pm (UTC)
Un Mas
Legolas: "Would you like me to describe it to you? Or shall I find you a box?"

That took the cake for me! LMAO
Jan. 11th, 2003 07:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Un Mas

I cannot believe I didn't notice that one. (Though, technically, Gimli's at just the right height even without a box...teehee...)
Jan. 11th, 2003 09:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Un Mas
LOL didn't hear it that way but that's funny. Box = vagina you know I think it might be a Northeastern US colloquialism b/c not many people get it, but there ya go! I laughed my head off.
Jan. 11th, 2003 11:54 pm (UTC)
Ahhh, okay, yes. Hehehe...somehow, in all my perviness, I missed that one despite being familiar with the term (yep, it's used in the West too). Maybe because there are so few women in LOTR, I just didn't think of female-specific things... But when you put it that way, that really is a hilariously suggestive line. I'd be curious to hear Legolas's "description"...would it be in the form of lovely Elvish poetry? "Ode to a..." well, never mind. :D
Jan. 11th, 2003 09:08 pm (UTC)
You forgot the implied:

Sam: I love you Mr. Frodo. Take me here, right now.
Jan. 11th, 2003 11:58 pm (UTC)
...Which is pretty much the subtext of every one of Sam's lines. :)

And if we're counting implication, then Legolas's "You're late. You look terrible" (to Aragorn) would translate roughly into, "You. Me. Shower. Now."
Jan. 12th, 2003 06:55 pm (UTC)
hahaha. Oh, but they were really good actors.

Elijah Wood, now, you could think pretty easily that he enjoys a man's lovin'.
Jan. 12th, 2003 09:27 pm (UTC)
According to some rumors, he does indeed... (*cough*DominicMonaghan *cough*)
Jan. 17th, 2003 04:25 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed these as much as everyone but the elijah comment just pissed me off
Jan. 17th, 2003 08:25 pm (UTC)
Feb. 13th, 2003 06:45 pm (UTC)
it certainly shouldn't.
unless you're married to him.
Jan. 17th, 2003 09:12 am (UTC)
"Give it to us raw and wriggling"
Can't help but snort loudly every time I hear that line.
Jan. 21st, 2003 01:20 pm (UTC)
A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality

Glad you got that one in!
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