I think I've linked to this before, but there are some new ones now, and the site still makes me snort with laughter.
Retitled Romance Novels:
Page 1 (by Longmire)
Page 2 (reader submissions)
Examples:
Retitled Romance Novels:
Page 1 (by Longmire)
Page 2 (reader submissions)
Examples:
Comments
but kangaroo voyeurs comes close.
Why is there a kangaroo in the rose garden?
I have to figure the cover artist said, "Hm, set in Australia? Guess I'll put a kangaroo in the background."
Now I'm going to give page 1 a look...
We have to do some of these for F/SF covers.
The thing is, I do know something about the habits of kangaroos. That couple had better not look down to see what they're lying on, because any paddock that's had a mob of kangas in there will be *covered* in roo poo! Kangaroos are disgusting in that regard, nearly as bad as koalas.
They should have had a rock wallaby on the cover.Much cuter and cleaner. ;)
We have wallabies in our local zoo, though. Definitely cute!
If you see a spider, especially if it's large, black, hairy and advancing, run, cos it's probably a funnelweb and they can bite through leather.
So, when did you want to come to Oz? ;-)
We only have black widows in the Pacific NW here, and those are rare and dislike being around people in the first place, so you seldom ever see them. And I guess there are rattlesnakes out in the desert half of the state, but they at least rattle as a warning and hence don't *really* want to bite you. Guess I'm spoiled...but hey, supposedly we have cougars! No match for your crocodiles, though, probably...
But yes...don't know why exactly, but this kind of thing renders me helpless with laughter too. I actually start giggling hours later, maybe when trying to fall asleep, when I think of some of the titles.