Short, sweet, made me snicker uncontrollably
On an unrelated note, here's a little something for the web designers among you:
Background patterns so unbelievably annoying they're actually funny. Do not click if you're prone to epileptic seizure.
Oh, and by the way, much as I like the "Frodo! I'll have you!" icons I was messing with in the previous entry, I don't think I'll actually use them. So if anyone wants 'em, go ahead and take 'em.