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Husband reads a piece of junk mail, then drops it on the floor dismissively.

Me: Is THAT where that goes.
S.: In the "What crap" pile.
Me: That's a laaaarge pile.
S.: Ninety-eight percent of everything is in that pile.

So true.


Jan. 23rd, 2003 10:46 am (UTC)
Ooh, I think that was actually the line that triggered the idea of an entire parody, and I must credit it to my husband. We were watching the preview on TV, before the movie came out, and (for the hundredth time) heard Eomer say, "What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?"

At which my husband said, "Sounds like the beginning of a joke. 'An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..'" And I started giggling like an idiot, and eventually wrote it down, and so it went. :)
Jan. 23rd, 2003 06:12 pm (UTC)
This has totally ruined the trailer for me. Everytime I see it on television I go off in fits of giggles. But I don't blame only you, so it's okay. Actually I take that back. Everytime I watch TTT I crack up at the most inopportune times now. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing when I'm in the privacy of my own home, but the last time I saw it at the cinema, people were looking at me funny. So it is all your fault. Good show!!
Jan. 23rd, 2003 10:32 pm (UTC)
Hahah... Oh, lots of stuff has ruined it for me. Notably, the Secret Diaries and the "pants" game. I almost snickered out loud when Theoden said "Where is the horse and the rider?" last time I saw TTT in the theater, because I was thinking of the Secret Diaries entry: "No, seriously, where are they? That was my favorite horse."

And as for substituting "pants" for some words in the script...oh lordy...

"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
"You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underpants."
"This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants."

"Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I will give you mine."
"He'll pants us in our sleep!"
"300 lives of men have I walked this earth, and now, I have no pants."

Hee. :D
Jan. 24th, 2003 01:20 am (UTC)
omg. i just choked myself laughing over those "pants" lines!!! they're hilarious.

i also have a TTT Parody inspired email signature, i DO hope you dont' mind, if you do, i'll remove it immediately...
(by the way, it's the "how about i squeeze your shoulder..." one)
Jan. 24th, 2003 11:57 am (UTC)
Fine with me...whoever you are. :)

I know; I'm apparently a five-year-old sometimes. I giggle way too much at the "pants" thing.
Jan. 24th, 2003 03:31 pm (UTC)
The pants one doesn't really get me yet. The two things that always stick in my head are your parody and the stuff they say on the commentary. [Which obviously I've spent entirely too much time invested in.] Like Orlando's lembas commercial. Oh boy. Who knew we could make a movie so much fun?