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Language usage questionnaire

There have been requests for me to post more about linguistics (no, seriously; there have), so, here are my usage-questions for you. There are no right answers in usage questions; I'm just curious. And, please, in order for this to be scientific (hah), let me know what variety of English you speak (i.e., where you learned to speak English - and try to be more specific than "America" if you wish to be useful).

1. The past tense of "dive" is:
a. dived
b. dove

2. Splitting an infinitive is:
a. Wrong wrong wrong! Bad bad bad!
b. Fine, if it makes the sentence flow better.
c. What the hell does "splitting an infinitive" mean?

3. For me (i.e., you) there is a difference in pronunciation between "which" and "witch"; and between "Wales" and "whales": True or False?

4. I sometimes pronounce the word "address" with the accent on the first syllable (AD-dress): True or False?

5. Pepsi, 7-Up, Orange Crush, root beer: collectively these are all called:
a. soda
b. pop
c. Coke
d. other (write-in)

6. Just for fun: the shibboleth question: give me the name of a town/locality near you that no outsiders can pronounce right, and try to tell us how it's really pronounced. My example: Willamette, in Oregon (name of a river among other things), is pronounced with the stress on the LAM, not the WILL. Saying WILL-a-met is the sure mark of an outsider.


Mar. 23rd, 2003 06:22 pm (UTC)
Yah for distractions! I learned english in western PA, where we "red" up our rooms. ^_~

1. b
2. c
3. False
4. True
5. B
6. Lebanon, PA. Pronounced with the stress on the "ba", with a short "a" sound. It's le-BA-non, not le-BAN-non
Mar. 23rd, 2003 07:50 pm (UTC)
I always got a kick out of people that came through thinking Lebanon Bologna was a middle eastern sausage. Oh, and that the streets were teaming with little clones of Danny Thomas.
Mar. 23rd, 2003 10:43 pm (UTC)
Lemonlye will probably know this but there is also a Lebanon, OR and there are oh-so-many ways this is bastardized.....