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The Redbook sex survey

The latest issue of Redbook (one of my sisters gave me a subscription) has this sex poll taken by a few thousand married couples. I have to admit some of the results surprise me.

The highlights:

Complete with my comments in brackets.

First, the questions for the women:

What kind of birth control do you use?
None: 32%
The pill: 27%
Other: 26%
Condoms: 12%
Rhythm method: 2.5%
Diaphragm: 0.5%
[Fully a third of married couples are using no contraception whatsoever? Golly. Granted, married couples are much likelier to be trying to conceive than unmarried couples are, but I still didn't think it was so high. Also, I'm sort of refreshed to see that only 27% are on the pill. I thought I was practically the only one in the world who wasn't on it. And some women – no offense to anyone in particular, but some women – turn into absolute psychos when they mess with their hormone levels like that, so I've sometimes doubted the wisdom of its popularity.]

How often do you reach orgasm during sex?
Half to three-quarters of the time: 43%
Every time: 34%
Rarely: 15%
Never: 8%
[Never? Is there a charity where I can send money to help these women?]

Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Yes: 58%
No: 42%
[And they claim every women has faked it. Hah. See; there are lots of us honest girls out there.]

How often do you initiate sex?
Sometimes: 81%
Always: 11%
Never: 8%
[Let me guess...that 8% is the same 8% as the ones who never reach climax?]

How often do you masturbate?
A few times a month: 50%
Never: 28%
A few times a week: 16%
Almost daily: 6%
[*considers commenting; decides against*]

What's the sexiest part of a man's body?
Chest: 42%
Mouth: 24%
Butt: 24%
Penis: 10%
[What about hair? Come on! Nothing cuter than hair. I see the "mouth" thing, though...]

Do you ever fantasize about someone else while having sex with your partner?
No: 61% [Liars!]
Yes: 39% [Just the other day, I caught myself saying, "Mmm, Orlijah...I mean, uh..."]
[Kidding on that last one.]

Now the questions for the men:

What's the sexiest part of a woman's body?
Breasts: 35%
Butt: 35%
Mouth: 17%
Vagina: 13%
[The T&A contingent wipes out the competition in a landslide! Good thing, too. You have no idea how relieved I am that "legs" isn't on here, mine being short and kind of stubby. Breasts, though, I can deliver. *sassy snap-snap*)

What turns you on more?
A woman in sexy lingerie: 61%
A woman naked: 39%
[I've been told this before, actually, but it's nice to see it reflected in the stats.]

Have you ever faked an orgasm?
No: 72%
Yes: 28%
[*perplexed look* Uh, how the... never mind.]

How often do you masturbate?
A few times a month: 34%
A few times a week: 31%
Almost daily: 23%
Never: 12% [Cue Gilbert & Sullivan: "What, never?" "No, never!" "What, never?" "Well, hardly ev-er!"]

Which celebrity has the sexiest body?
Catherine Zeta-Jones: 29%
Halle Berry: 27%
Britney Spears: 21%
Angelina Jolie: 15%
Pamela Anderson: 8%
[The first 2, fine. The last 3: ew. Saline, Collagen, and Silicon; the three modern Graces. I mean, I know men like new technology, but isn't that going a little far?]

That was entertaining, but I need to move back to Seattle. The sex surveys published in The Stranger are way pervier.



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Apr. 16th, 2003 02:45 pm (UTC)
The Stranger Sex Surveys
Yes, they are.
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:51 pm (UTC)
Re: The Stranger Sex Surveys
That was....um, interesting. Yes. Interesting. And scary.
Apr. 16th, 2003 05:27 pm (UTC)
Re: The Stranger Sex Surveys
Ah, see, now that's what I'm talking about. Good ol' Stranger.

How come you and K8 aren't listed on Seattle's Sexiest Locals? Outrage. I'm writing a letter to the editor.
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Apr. 16th, 2003 05:29 pm (UTC)
Ah, yes, they were, but the question was phrased a little differently. They were asked "Which celebrity would you most like to have sex with?", and the answers were:

George Clooney: 42%
Brad Pitt: 29%
Tom Cruise: 18%
Will Smith: 11%

Kind of standard and boring. I bet if I asked that question around here, we'd get a lot more "Orlando Bloom" and "Ewan McGregor" answers. :)
Apr. 17th, 2003 05:49 am (UTC)
Oh, deffinately got my vote on the Orlando and Ewan issue.

Hello, by the way. I first found your lj thanks to your wonderful lotr parody, and I've been reading ever since - I hope you don't mind. The All Slash All the Time was also hilarious.
Apr. 17th, 2003 10:53 pm (UTC)
I don't mind at all. Hee; nice Secret-Diaries icon. :)

Orlando and Ewan would be near the top of my list, too...
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:21 pm (UTC)
This is valuble information. ;P
Apr. 16th, 2003 05:09 pm (UTC)
Comments I've never heard women say: "Wow! He has the most gorgeous chest!" Or, better still... "That guy is quite a handsome fellow- I wonder what his penis looks like..."

Now I know I don't have *many* (ok.. any) female friends (unless you consider some of the queens I know), but I've never once heard a female comment on some random guy's chest (or lower anatomy...aside from the buttocks).

Personally, I like thay little hollow in the neck or shoulders or hip bones or prominent clavicles…
Apr. 16th, 2003 05:38 pm (UTC)
"That guy is quite a handsome fellow- I wonder what his penis looks like..."

Yes, somehow that would sound the slightest bit tacky. Maybe I'll try it on campus and see how people react. (Hah, right.)

I've heard comments on chests, but only if the guy in question happens to be shirtless. Which is rare. And though I realize comments on guys' butts are common enough, I still don't actually stare at butts myself. Never got in the habit somehow; call me old-fashioned. Too busy admiring hair and eyelashes and mouth, I suppose.

But I'm with you on the clavicle-shoulder area. Very smooth skin there generally. Quite cozy.
Apr. 16th, 2003 07:03 pm (UTC)
Agreed... butts just don't do a thing for me. A straping young fellow with a proper trouser cut, however, is nice for mere aesthetic value (albeit a rare site these days). But, I digress.
Apr. 16th, 2003 05:12 pm (UTC)
enjoyed your commentary to the answers... want to see your censored comments on #5 ;)
Apr. 17th, 2003 10:49 pm (UTC)
Oh...probably would have been some tasteless joke like, "What about those of us in the 'three times daily' category? Come on, can I get a shout-out?"
Apr. 16th, 2003 07:58 pm (UTC)
There are a lot of women who can't climax for whatever reason. They could be on no drugs, very comfortable with themselves, knowing what turns them on etc. but still not be able to climax. Yes, it is annoying as all hell, and I don't know if we have a charity. But it isn't always lack of education or timidity or something easy to pin down to.

Yeah, and the lingerie preferred over completely unclothed bit is nice, too. :)
Apr. 17th, 2003 10:52 pm (UTC)
I've actually wondered about the numbers on that (i.e., women physically unable to climax), because I've heard various claims once in a while, but it's hard to find any actual medical information. Seems like hardly anyone is studying it, which is rather unfair. I would be annoyed too - it deserves way more research attention, considering how much attention male impotence gets.
Apr. 17th, 2003 11:15 pm (UTC)
I don't have numbers either, but the amount of research is tiensy in comparison. And if you think research is bad, remind yourself of how quickly Viagra got huge amounts of support from HMOs, support that prescription birth control couldn't get in 30 years. Lacking *which* of those two drugs causes more problems? Argh.

< /rant >
Apr. 17th, 2003 06:28 am (UTC)
The questions are way loaded and, like most stuff in magazines, encourage everyone to keep coloring between the lines, as if that's really the story anyway. e.g., "How often do you initiate sex?" ... since you're a woman and we want to remind you that you might be a prude or a wanton slut.

Mouths are the sexiest. Though a half-tousled head of hair also goes a long way.
Apr. 17th, 2003 11:01 pm (UTC)
I used to be paranoid about the prude/slut dilemma, but in the last few years I've decided it would just be a lie to pretend I'm not a perv, so I've embraced that side of myself proudly. Granted, that doesn't make me a slut--I'd have to get out of this monogamous lifestyle for that label--but even if I got called one, I doubt I'd care too much. I'd just figure the person was jealous that I was getting more action than they were. ;)

However, it's easy to say that when you're in your mid-20s. Teenage girls do risk the "slut" label if they show any tendency toward pervy comments or flirtatiousness, even if they're stolid virgins in actual practice. Just one of the many reasons I don't miss high school very much...
Apr. 18th, 2003 02:02 pm (UTC)
"Teenage girls do risk the 'slut' label if they show any tendency toward pervy comments or flirtatiousness, even if they're stolid virgins in actual practice."

Haha...yes that is very true. As someone still walking through the high school halls of academia, I must say that I don't think I'll miss that side of high school very much either. Some things (good or bad) never change.
Apr. 19th, 2003 07:16 am (UTC)
If you've navigated the shoals of adolescence and emerged with No really meaning No and an unpretentious appreciation for melted chocolate, then you are in a treasured minority whose existence is vital to the well-being of our great nation.
Apr. 20th, 2003 04:45 pm (UTC)
Hee. Cool! I haven't had any problems with the interpretation of "No" so far, and I appreciate chocolate in any form, so there you go. :) (Well, except white chocolate, because that doesn't actually contain any chocolate, and thus is false and dishonest.)
Apr. 26th, 2003 08:05 am (UTC)
lol! Your comments are just as marvelous as the results themselves. :D *giggles at sassy-snap-snap*

And, erm, how WOULD a guy... never mind. ;)

(I think hair is sexy, too. :D)
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