I'd love to see it, but the site's down. :/

Ahahahahaha! I was NOT expecting that either, but it's pretty creative. If only... ;D

*snickers*

Priceless. I love it. ^_^

Oh my! Heee. Oh I love that.

But wait... you mean that doesn't happen in the film? ;)

Well, I'm still holding out hope that it does, myself.

On the secret, slash-o-rific special, special edition of the trilogy, available only to people who know who to talk to.

"Mr. Frodo! You're alive!" *dip, kiss*

::wipes away the tear::

"Mr. Frodo! We destroyed the Ring!" *dip, kiss*

... followed by them getting the heck out of Mount Doom... and finding a nice soft patch of grass for a fade to black.

"Mr. Frodo! I'm getting married!" *dip, kiss* (OK, that one would be a little odd...)

Hmmm. Yeah, that one would be could be a last desperate kiss. Or how about "Mr. Frodo! We're home! My garden!" *dip, kiss*

I really, really hope I can get a bootleg of that.

Me too. I need to start finding contacts now *g*

Damn, at this rate, I'm going to be very disappointed if they don't kiss at least once during ROTK. But then, I could make quite the long list of Things That Will Disappoint Me If They Aren't in ROTK. And I'll love the movie anyway, of course.

Same here. I can't see why they wouldn't, that final kiss was filmed, I think. When FotR was being released, Sir Ian made a comment that said there was a lot of affection displayed between Frodo and Sam, and a kiss was filmed. I'm assuming that's the kiss before the Gray Havens. You know, the part where I'll be reduced to a mass of tears (if I'm not already). Let's hope the things we'd like to see in RotK *are* in the movie.

I remember seeing him say that. Something like, "I *think* you will see them kiss." Just to avoid getting my hopes up, I figured maybe it meant on the cheek or forehead. For instance, maybe Sam kisses Frodo on the forehead sometime in the Shelob aftermath or in Cirith Ungol, and maybe Frodo kisses Sam on the cheek at the Grey Havens.

Could be. That would make sense. I don't know why I always just read those final kisses before Frodo leaves, when he kisses Merry, Pippin and last of all Sam, as not on the cheek.

But, on the lips would be awesome. If they do it that way, I'm sure it will be very carefully filmed so that it looks pristine and chaste and all

Of course, but even if it is pristine and chastely filmed. Would it really be in the eyes of a good number of the fans?

(the big ol' passionate kisses will probably be left to Faramir & Eowyn)

Heh, true. Suddenly I just flashed on the image of the Fellowship waiting there next to the boat, and after the Merry and Pippin say their good byes to Frodo he goes to say goodbye to Sam. And of course, the other kisses were chaste, so why wouldn't this one be? Until they really start kissing and the observers suddenly feel like they've been transported into that Big Red gum commercial where the couple kisses for hours ;)

but even so, such a thing would be awesome.

I wholeheartedly agree.

this image shocked me too, though when you look at it Frodo doesn't seem to have any lips. either that or sam ate them....eee! i wonder how they did that?

so....sam's making out with what he thinks is a DEAD hobbit? that is truley disturbing, but sweet. hehehehe.

HAHAHAHA!
Jesus I hate people who say this but... ROFL. I'm not kidding. I just fucking laughed myself into a fit and had to run to the bathroom. That's too funny.

Ah, yes, i can see it now. as am in in a quiet library, i'd have to settle with just a good ol' grin :D

I used to be so sweet and innocent before I discovered this lot LOL

Most Internet users are way too young to remember it, but such (somewhat obvious) jokes have been around since WH Auden, of all people, wrote laudatory reviews of LOTR in mid-fifties.
BTW, the most popular book in the Christian world features a very angsty same sex kiss. So JC/JI, anyone? Or maybe some resolutely chaste characters should be better left alone? Just for the hell of it :-)