As for other potential captions, i_kat_i's suggestion of "Frankly, my dear Frodo, I don't give a damn" would be quite good. Also considered "Sam? Is the tongue customary for CPR?", but that seemed too obvious somehow.
Anyway, here's another amusing link for you, again courtesy of i_kat_i: check out what happens when cat grooming goes horribly wrong. I saw this about three days ago, and showed it to my husband, and we're still snickering over it. So probably it deserved to be shared. Go see!