And this, this is just hilarious. I was thinking, while reading Harry Potter #5, that if I had some spare time I should catalog all the lines that sounded smutty if you took them out of context, much as I did with the 'Fellowship' and 'Two Towers' films. Well, I don't have to - other readers have done it for us, and, oh my, there are so many good ones. I can't decide what my favorite is. Some contenders:
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor." (536)
"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly. (627)
"One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley." (676)
"Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defence against external penetration?" (458)
You see my dilemma.
Many thanks to ten_fifteen for unearthing that gem.