Mol (mollyringle) wrote,
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I suppose you think you're pretty funny, don't you?

Following are quotes from some of my favorite comedies, those that have inspired and influenced me over the years. To make a game of it, I’ve left blanks in the quotations. How many can you fill in? How many sources can you name?

Since it’s a long list, I won’t give the answers in the comments. I’ll post them sometime tomorrow instead.

All are from films, except the first two, which are from TV. Some sources have more than one quotation listed. Googling counts as cheating. Your grade will not go on your permanent record. Let the games begin!

1. How much Keefe is in this movie? ___ ___ ___!

2. Nobody expects the ___ ___!

3. What do you call that haircut of yours?
___.

4. How did you find America?
___ ___ at ___.

5. Hey, where the ___ women at?

6. Gol-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a __-___ ___.

7. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . ___.

8. Illinois ___. I hate Illinois ___.

9. I am serious. And don’t call me ___.

10. Strange things are afoot at the ___ ___.

11. I've fallen for you like a ___ ___.

12. There's a shortage of ___ ___ in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

13. Life is ___, Highness. Anyone who says differently is ___ ___.

14. I'm ___! I'm hysterical and I'm ___!

15. Human sacrifices, ___ and ___ living together, mass ___!

16. No ___ ___ would stack books like this.

17. I think you're the most attractive of all my ___ friends.

18. I was in the hall. I know because ___ ___ ___.

19. The central message of Buddhism is not "___ ___ ___ ___."

20. It is his love, it is his passion…
It is his fault he didn’t ___ ___ ___.

21. I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever __ you got.

22. All jocks think about is ___. All we nerds think about is ___.

23. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of ___ and ___.

24. You shot the ___ swordsman!

25. Pardon me, boy, is this the ___ ___?
Ja, ja, Track 29! Oh, can I ___ ___ a ___?

26. YES! YES! Say it! He vas my... ___!

27. You don't understand, Osgood! I'm a ___.
Well, ___ ___.

28. Water polo - isn't that dangerous?
It sure is. I had two ___ ___ under me.

29. Tell me, Harold, how many of these, uh, ___ have you performed?

30. Kid, the next time I say "Let's go someplace like ___," let’s GO someplace like ___.
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