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Irish joke

Sent to me in email. I'm about one-quarter Irish, so I'm allowed to tell this.
Three Irishmen--Paddy, Sean and Seamus--were walking and stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here," says Paddy. "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Seamus yells out, "Goodness, here's a fella that lived to be 145!"

"What was his name?" asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

Happy St. Patrick's Day. :)



( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 16th, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
LOL, nice *g*

Now, this guy here 'tisn't Irish, but he plays it so in Ned Kelly. I say, we kiss 'im ;)
Mar. 18th, 2004 07:13 pm (UTC)
Aye, I'll drink to that, me girl! ;)
Mar. 16th, 2004 10:27 pm (UTC)
That was cute! Happy St. Patrick's!
Mar. 17th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
I'm Irish, so I'm allowed to find it funny. :)
Happy St. Paddy's day to you too.

Mar. 17th, 2004 03:12 pm (UTC)
I think I can quite honestly say that I have done something a kin to that on a few occasions...
Mar. 17th, 2004 11:16 pm (UTC)
Hahah.. 3 men in a sauna.
Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile 'phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Irishman glanced around behind in and said ....

" B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!
Mar. 18th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
Re: Hahah.. 3 men in a sauna.
There we go. I'd have been disappointed if someone from Britain didn't have an Irish joke to contribute. :)
Mar. 19th, 2004 12:14 am (UTC)
Re: Hahah.. 3 men in a sauna.
believe it or not an Irish person at work usually supplies us with such Irish jokes.
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