Sam as Brad, Frodo as Janet, Aragorn as Dr. Frank N. Furter, Legolas as Rocky...
Frodo: Oh, you beast, you monster….you….pervy hobbit fancier!...Oh what have you done with Sam?
Aragorn: Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Frodo: You tricked me...I wouldn't have...I've never...never...
Aragorn: Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite pleasurable.
Frodo: Oh, stop...I mean help...Sam. Sam! Oh Sam!!
Aragorn: Shhh. Sam's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like...This!
[Frodo’s legs are suddenly in the air]
Helps a great deal if you know both movies fairly well.